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Necronomidonkeykongimicon (Purple Vinyl)

Name: Necronomidonkeykongimicon (Purple Vinyl)
Brand: Goblin Cock
SKU: 34359821
Price: 77.30 EUR
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Goblin Cock is a band from beyond time, beyond space, beyond your naive concept of dimension in METAL. Since before your pathetic "god" had supposedly "created" you and your kind, Lord Phallus was hunkered in a cybertimeship/fun dungeon skating the layers of what was considered "true metal" in all societies and in all generations. Eventually His Majesty realized that he really didnt care and launched a full-scale war against bland metal with and emphasis on ACTUALLY HAVING A GOOD TIME! "Bagged and Boarded" was the first assualt on your laughable 5 senses (Lord Phallus and his kind have 32), followed by the sonically intense "Come With Me if You Want to Live". Expect an unprecedented double whammy in the form of their upcoming LP, the protest album "Necronomidonkeykongimicon", and the future historic masterwork "Lord Phallus and His Goblin Cock Present: Dragonfucker - A Cock Opera (Original Cast Recording)", both available soon from Joyful Noise Recordings.

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