--- product_id: 536246029 title: "Go Touch Grass PVC Morale Patch - Funny Morale, Tactical, Military Patch - Patches, Military Patches - Perfect for Your Tactical Military Army Gear, Backpack, Cap, Vest" brand: "patch fiend" price: "€ 0.26" currency: EUR in_stock: false url: https://www.desertcart.fr/products/536246029-go-touch-grass-pvc-morale-patch-funny-morale-tactical-military store_origin: FR region: France --- # Hook-backed for secure attachment 3.5" x 2.75" compact size Durable PVC rubber build Go Touch Grass PVC Morale Patch - Funny Morale, Tactical, Military Patch - Patches, Military Patches - Perfect for Your Tactical Military Army Gear, Backpack, Cap, Vest **Brand:** patch fiend **Price:** € 0.26 **Availability:** ❌ Out of Stock ## Summary > 🧩 Add a tactical twist to your gear with the ultimate morale patch! ## Quick Answers - **What is this?** Go Touch Grass PVC Morale Patch - Funny Morale, Tactical, Military Patch - Patches, Military Patches - Perfect for Your Tactical Military Army Gear, Backpack, Cap, Vest by patch fiend - **How much does it cost?** € 0.26 with free shipping - **Is it available?** Currently out of stock - **Where can I buy it?** [www.desertcart.fr](https://www.desertcart.fr/products/536246029-go-touch-grass-pvc-morale-patch-funny-morale-tactical-military) ## Best For - patch fiend enthusiasts ## Why This Product - Trusted patch fiend brand quality - Free international shipping included - Worldwide delivery with tracking - 15-day hassle-free returns ## Key Features - • **Perfect Fit:** Compact 3.5" x 2.75" size fits seamlessly on backpacks, vests, caps, and more. - • **Tactical Toughness:** Crafted from premium PVC rubber for all-day durability on any mission. - • **Collector’s Dream:** Comes in resealable packaging—ideal for storing and showcasing your morale patch collection. - • **Secure Hook Backing:** Hook-backed design ensures your patch stays locked in place during every adventure. - • **Satisfaction Guaranteed:** Backed by Patch Fiend’s 100% money-back promise for quality you can trust. ## Overview The 5318008 Calculator PVC Morale Patch by Patch Fiend is a high-quality, durable, and compact tactical patch designed for military and outdoor enthusiasts. Measuring 3.5" by 2.75", it features a hook-backed attachment for secure placement on tactical gear, backpacks, and apparel. Made from premium PVC rubber, it offers long-lasting wear and comes in resealable packaging for easy storage. With a 4.8-star rating and a 30-day warranty, this patch combines humor with rugged functionality. ## Description Introducing the "Go touch Grass" PVC morale patch - the perfect accessory for anyone who needs a little reminder to step away from the screen and embrace the great outdoors. Featuring a vibrant yellow print on a calming sky blue background, this patch also boasts a realistic 3D image of grass that will make you want to reach out and touch it (although we recommend you do so in person!). Let's face it, in this digital age, it's easy to get stuck in a virtual world and forget to take a breath of fresh air. That's why we created this patch as a humorous nod to those who could use a gentle push out the door. So whether you're a hardcore gamer, a social media addict, or just someone who needs a little extra motivation to get outside, this patch is for you. Slap it on your backpack, jacket, or hat and let it be a friendly reminder to go touch some real grass and experience the world beyond the screen. Trust us, your eyes and mind will thank you. The Go Touch Grass PVC Funny Morale Patch is made of durable but soft rubber and is hook-backed so you can attach it to any loop or fuzzy surfaces like a car headliner, military backpack, military gear, patches for jackets, or your favorite patch wall, and measures 3.6″ by 2″. This morale patch is a must-have for any collector, airsofter, military or service dog owner. The small moral patch, features a funny design that is sure to add some humor to your gear. The backing makes it easy to attach to any backpack or harness. Not just for military or service dog owners, this tactical patch is also perfect for fans of anime or cool patches. It's a creative and fun way to express your interests. The patches make it easy to switch out your patch depending on your mood. Upgrade your gear today with our PVC patch - the perfect addition to any backpack or tactical bag. Choose from our selection of funny patches, tactical patches, morale patches, and more. With patches for backpacks and jackets, you can easily customize your gear to fit your style. ## Features - PVC Rubber Morale Patch by Patch Fiend - Highest Quality Tactical Patches – Hook Backed Patch - Durable Rubber is perfect for collecting, with a glued and stitched on back for durability - Patch Dimensions: 3.6″ by 1.4″. Our funny patch is perfect to attach to tactical bag, backpack, tactical gear, car headliner, military gear, jacket or to apply to any loop surface. - This tactical patch comes shipped in zip resealable Patch Fiend retail packaging. Our reusable packaging is a good way to store your morale patches in when they are not being used. - Our tactical patches are perfect to attach to tactical bag, tactical backpack, casual backpack, gun bag, car headliner, car trunk liner, jacket or to apply to any loop surface - Patch Fiend 100% Guarantee: If you are not fully satisfied with the quality of our custom patches, we will refund 100% of your money. Our moral patch is designed for years of use. ## Technical Specifications | Specification | Value | |---------------|-------| | ASIN | B0C3ZZ7ZXX | | Age Range Description | All Age Groups | | Best Sellers Rank | #1,012,660 in Sports & Outdoors ( See Top 100 in Sports & Outdoors ) #4,476 in Tactical Bag Accessories | | Brand | Patch Fiend | | Brand Name | Patch Fiend | | Color | Touch Grass Green | | Customer Reviews | 4.7 out of 5 stars 8 Reviews | | Item Type Name | PVC Morale Patch | | Manufacturer | Patch Fiend | | Manufacturer Part Number | TouchGrassPVC | | Material | Polyvinyl Chloride | | Material Type | Polyvinyl Chloride | | Model Number | TouchGrassPVC | | Mounting Type | Hook | | Number of Items | 1 | | Number of Pieces | 1 | | Product Style | Meme | | Shape | Rectangular | | Size | 3.6 x 1.4 inches | | Style | Meme | | Theme | Military | | UPC | 850033438611 | | Unit Count | 1 Count | | Warranty Description | 30 Day Warranty against Manufacturer Defects | ## Product Details - **Brand:** Patch Fiend - **Color:** 8008 Calculator Gray - **Material:** Polyvinyl Chloride - **Number of Items:** 1 - **Number of Pieces:** 1 - **Shape:** Rectangular - **Size:** 3.5" x 2.75" - **Style:** Compact - **Theme:** Military - **UPC:** 850033438550 ## Images ![Go Touch Grass PVC Morale Patch - Funny Morale, Tactical, Military Patch - Patches, Military Patches - Perfect for Your Tactical Military Army Gear, Backpack, Cap, Vest - Image 1](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71aAP7SzcTL.jpg) ![Go Touch Grass PVC Morale Patch - Funny Morale, Tactical, Military Patch - Patches, Military Patches - Perfect for Your Tactical Military Army Gear, Backpack, Cap, Vest - Image 2](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/617rQROmPBL.jpg) ![Go Touch Grass PVC Morale Patch - Funny Morale, Tactical, Military Patch - Patches, Military Patches - Perfect for Your Tactical Military Army Gear, Backpack, Cap, Vest - Image 3](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/61k6eB6raHL.jpg) ![Go Touch Grass PVC Morale Patch - Funny Morale, Tactical, Military Patch - Patches, Military Patches - Perfect for Your Tactical Military Army Gear, Backpack, Cap, Vest - Image 4](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71zGaTceahL.jpg) --- ## Why Shop on Desertcart? - 🛒 **Trusted by 1.3+ Million Shoppers** — Serving international shoppers since 2016 - 🌍 **Shop Globally** — Access 737+ million products across 21 categories - 💰 **No Hidden Fees** — All customs, duties, and taxes included in the price - 🔄 **15-Day Free Returns** — Hassle-free returns (30 days for PRO members) - 🔒 **Secure Payments** — Trusted payment options with buyer protection - ⭐ **TrustPilot Rated 4.5/5** — Based on 8,000+ happy customer reviews **Shop now:** [https://www.desertcart.fr/products/536246029-go-touch-grass-pvc-morale-patch-funny-morale-tactical-military](https://www.desertcart.fr/products/536246029-go-touch-grass-pvc-morale-patch-funny-morale-tactical-military) --- *Product available on Desertcart France* *Store origin: FR* *Last updated: 2026-11-10*