







🎉 Crack open chaos with every bite — fortune never tasted this fun!
Miss Fortunes Funny Fortune Cookies Two-Pack features 24 vegan, individually wrapped cookies in red and green, each containing professionally written, darkly humorous fortunes. Perfect for parties or gifts, these vanilla-flavored cookies combine classic crunch with irreverent, salty messages that entertain and provoke laughter without sugarcoating your fate.



















| ASIN | B0BNWC2H4N |
| Age Range Description | 18+ |
| Allergen Information | Wheat |
| Best Sellers Rank | #31,810 in Grocery & Gourmet Food ( See Top 100 in Grocery & Gourmet Food ) #7 in Fortune Cookies |
| Brand | MISS FORTUNES BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME |
| Brand Name | MISS FORTUNES BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME |
| Color | Humanity + Unlucky |
| Cookie Type | Fortune Cookie |
| Cuisine | Chinese cuisine |
| Customer Reviews | 4.1 out of 5 stars 451 Reviews |
| Diet Type | Vegan |
| Flavor | Vanilla |
| Item Dimensions | 4.25 x 5 x 9.75 inches |
| Item Firmness Description | Firm |
| Item Form | Cookie |
| Item Package Weight | 0.28 kg |
| Item Type Name | Funny Fortune Cookies |
| Item Weight | 7.8 ounces |
| Manufacturer | Miss Fortunes |
| Number of Items | 24 |
| Number of Packs | 2 |
| Number of Pieces | 24 |
| Occasion | Birthday, Fathers Day, Graduation, Mothers Day, Party |
| Package Type Name | Carton |
| Product Benefits | Provides hilarious and irreverent fortune messages for entertainment |
| Set Name | Fortunes Against Humanity + Unlucky Dozen |
| Size | 12 count (Pack of 2) |
| Specialty | Vegan |
| Unit Count | 7.8 Ounce |
A**G
Hilarious Gift
They were absolutely hilarious & taste like a normal fortune cookie so nothing off thankfully 🙌🏻
K**E
Worth the money
They were so funny! Definitely will be buying them again. Pranked my father in law with them and I can’t wait to get someone else and they actually tasted good for being a “miss fortune”!🤣
I**K
Few minutes of laughs but too costly
Generally these were a hit and brought out lots of laughs. The taste was surprisingly good! Lost one star because we had a duplicate fortune and for 12 expensive cookies there should not have been a duplicate fortune. Lost another star because the cost was too high for only 12 cookies and 11 fortunes.
J**L
Fun
Very cute. These are a lot of fun
C**K
Funny Adult Party Favor (Not for the Easily Offended)
These were a fun and memorable giveaway for my horror bus tour, and most people got a big laugh out of them. The fortunes are definitely written for adults with a dark sense of humor, so these are not for anyone who is easily offended. In my first order, a couple of the fortunes were melted together and couldn’t be read, which is why I’m giving 4 stars. That said, the second order arrived in perfect condition with no issues. Great choice for adult parties, horror events, or anyone who enjoys edgy humor—just know your audience.
L**E
Broken cookies!
Appeared to be a cute idea is going to bring to a Fourth of July party, when they arrived, both bags had shattered crumbs. Not one cookie was intact. Unfortunately, they were expensive and not returnable. Do not recommend at all!
C**R
DONT BUY FROM AMAZON
100% great company, but do not buy these off Amazon! Buy from the website. Amazon is delivering items very poorly especially food items that cannot be returned. From Amazon it shipped in its original packaging, not even a padded bag. I contacted the company on fb through dm mostly to let them know that how Amazon is shipping their item and it was upsetting, and they sent me a free replacement! The cookies are good, taste exactly like they are supposed to and I loved the "missfortunes"
R**I
Such a fun little touch!
These were so fun for a ramen dinner! They looked so cute on the table and were very enjoyed!
K**.
Avoid
Don't buy these. They all came broken, and the duty cost as much as the damn cookies!
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