Andrex Classic Clean Washlets, 4 x 40 wipes

When you reach for one multiple come out of container. No plastic sheets in product appears to be degradable

Heaven is a Wet Wipe – A story of revelation. After years of deliberation and trepidation, at 20:57 on Wednesday 12th May 2021 I finally pulled the trigger on what could be the most pivotal decision in my short 29 year history on this planet. The countdown was on and plans were being created for the arrival of a 4pack of 40x Andrex Washlets on Friday 14th May 2021. I woke up at my normal time of 5am on the day, full of excitement and excrement, but determined to hold on to my temporary tail so I can fully maximize the wet wipe experience. I thought while at work around 10am that my flesh dam would have to open but I remained strong and persevered until I made it home at about 7:30pm. Annoyingly, dinner was ready for me when I got home and I didn’t want to deal with the consequences of shade thrown my way if I let the dinner get cold. Then, wedding talk happened. And when I say wedding talk, I mean I sit, listen and agree to every idea that my fiancé has until she’s finally decided on the original idea she had 40 minutes prior. But there was a slight break in the rant, it was 20:45 and I saw my way out. I took to the throne at 20:50, eager to squeeze out what I could only imagine has developed into the size of a small baby ox. The movement itself went without a hitch, it was a smooth exit with minimal splash and I knew that the clean up would be a quick job. 2 wipes with quilted toilet paper and I felt I was ready for the experience I had waited so long for. The packet peeled back and the wave of freshness hit my nostrils. I wont go into the graphic details of the wipe, but let’s just say the moment that moist towelette graced my stink star, it felt like that scene from Guardians of the Galaxy where Oeter Quill gets tapped on the forehead by Ego. It is fair to say that I’d give the experience a definite 10/10 – Highly recommend. I can’t believe that I have subjected my fartbox to the archaic and barbaric ways of regular toilet paper. I will forever use the services of the wet wipe and live happy in the comfort knowing that my meat donut will be living in wet wipe luxury for the remainder of my life. Or until I can finally convince my fiancé to let me have a bidet.

These are more pricier then supermarket own brand but far better quality. They are thicker then most others so don’t rip. We used them for potty training, only issue we have found is that kids now turn their nose up to regular toilet paper 🫣

Especially favoured by visitors from France & Spain, in my experience, I offer these in the guest en suites and wish that the purpose built containers were still available to purchase, as they look less obvious! However, these ‘refill packs’ are re-sealable under where the cute little puppy sits on the top. ※ KIMBERLY CLARK LIMITED ※ ANDREX® ※ PACK of 4 ※ CLASSIC CLEAN WASHLETS ‘Dermatologically tested’ ‘Made in the UK’ The packs have been slowly reducing in size over time...there are 40 sheets in each (image below refers) Recommended 1-2 sheets as part of ‘The Andrex® Clean Routine’, the packs indicate that the wet tissue sheets are flushable. Given the intended purpose, each one is of reasonable thickness, lightly moistened and with a pleasant enough scent, but there is a fair list of ingredients (correct at the time of writing): ‘Aqua, Phenoxyethanol, Propylene Glycol, Sodium Citrate, Sodium Benzoate, Benzoic Acid, Sodium Cocoyl Glutamate, Dehydroacetic Acid, Parfum, Tocopheryl Acetate, Citric Acid’

Assumed I was buying 3 wipe packets, instead got three boxes of four packets! Great deal - I checked my order details and this was not an error! Great value for money!