--- product_id: 228016 title: "I Could Pee on This: And Other Poems by Cats (Gifts for Cat Lovers, Funny Cat Books for Cat Lovers)" price: "€ 23.81" currency: EUR in_stock: true reviews_count: 13 url: https://www.desertcart.fr/products/228016-i-could-pee-on-this-and-other-poems-by-cats store_origin: FR region: France --- # Perfect gift size 5"x6" 112 glossy pages Hilarious cat-perspective poems I Could Pee on This: And Other Poems by Cats (Gifts for Cat Lovers, Funny Cat Books for Cat Lovers) **Price:** € 23.81 **Availability:** ✅ In Stock ## Summary > 😸 Unleash the Cat-titude: Poetry that’s paws-itively hilarious! ## Quick Answers - **What is this?** I Could Pee on This: And Other Poems by Cats (Gifts for Cat Lovers, Funny Cat Books for Cat Lovers) - **How much does it cost?** € 23.81 with free shipping - **Is it available?** Yes, in stock and ready to ship - **Where can I buy it?** [www.desertcart.fr](https://www.desertcart.fr/products/228016-i-could-pee-on-this-and-other-poems-by-cats) ## Best For - Customers looking for quality international products ## Why This Product - Free international shipping included - Worldwide delivery with tracking - 15-day hassle-free returns ## Key Features - • **Top-Ranked Humor:** Ranked #7 in Children’s Humorous Poetry with 4.7 stars from over 7,000 reviews—social proof you can trust. - • **Glossy & Charming:** Beautiful glossy pictures complement the poems, making it a stylish conversation starter. - • **Gift-Ready Delight:** An ideal go-to gift for cat lovers, pet adopters, and anyone craving a chuckle. - • **Purr-fectly Portable:** Compact 5"x6" hardcover fits anywhere—coffee table, bathroom, or gift basket. - • **Cat-titude in Every Page:** 112 pages of witty, charming poems capturing authentic feline angst and humor. ## Overview I Could Pee on This is a bestselling, compact hardcover book featuring 112 pages of witty, cat-perspective poems paired with glossy images. Perfectly sized for gifting or casual reading, it’s a top-ranked humorous poetry book with a 4.7-star rating from over 7,000 reviews, making it a must-have for cat lovers and anyone who appreciates clever, feline-inspired humor. ## Description I Could Pee on This: And Other Poems by Cats (Gifts for Cat Lovers, Funny Cat Books for Cat Lovers) [Marciuliano, Francesco] on desertcart.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. I Could Pee on This: And Other Poems by Cats (Gifts for Cat Lovers, Funny Cat Books for Cat Lovers) Review: Fun silly poems for people of all ages who have a sense of humor and love cats. - I bought this book to read to the residents of a small ALF where I do volunteer work. They loved the silly cat poems so much, that one resident asked me to read it again about a month later. Review: small hardcover, glossy pics, charming & funny poems, nice addition to a gift basket - Super cute, totally worth it for the chuckle. I bought this for a friend as part of an upcoming Christmas gift. I didnt fully open the book as I didnt want to crack the spine (its a fresh book!), but I took a peek and could make out some of the poems. Just charming. Small hardcover, makes a nice little coffee table book, bathroom book, part of a gift, would be pleasant as a get well gift as it is sure to bring on some good feels. To reiterate: this is a small book at 5" x 6", and is just 112 pages. Not 112 poems. I dont know how many. Lots of glossy pics. Was able to buy it at less than $10, so I figured that was a decent price for a gift. I had originally put this in a "list" several years ago, but it was much too pricy at the time. A good greeting card can easily be $5-9 these days, so I will be using this in a sense as a card. As in, I will jot a little note inside when I tuck this in among other things in the gift. ## Technical Specifications | Specification | Value | |---------------|-------| | ASIN | 1452110581 | | Best Sellers Rank | #22,279 in Books ( See Top 100 in Books ) #8 in Children's Humorous Poetry #210 in Humorous Fiction #229 in Fiction Satire | | Customer Reviews | 4.7 4.7 out of 5 stars (7,262) | | Dimensions | 5 x 0.75 x 6.25 inches | | Edition | 1st | | ISBN-10 | 9781452110585 | | ISBN-13 | 978-1452110585 | | Item Weight | 2.31 pounds | | Language | English | | Print length | 112 pages | | Publication date | August 1, 2012 | | Publisher | Chronicle Books | | Reading age | 8+ years, from customers | ## Images ![I Could Pee on This: And Other Poems by Cats (Gifts for Cat Lovers, Funny Cat Books for Cat Lovers) - Image 1](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71cj8afwnXL.jpg) ## Customer Reviews ### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Fun silly poems for people of all ages who have a sense of humor and love cats. *by K***G on February 15, 2026* I bought this book to read to the residents of a small ALF where I do volunteer work. They loved the silly cat poems so much, that one resident asked me to read it again about a month later. ### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ small hardcover, glossy pics, charming & funny poems, nice addition to a gift basket *by P***Y on December 4, 2022* Super cute, totally worth it for the chuckle. I bought this for a friend as part of an upcoming Christmas gift. I didnt fully open the book as I didnt want to crack the spine (its a fresh book!), but I took a peek and could make out some of the poems. Just charming. Small hardcover, makes a nice little coffee table book, bathroom book, part of a gift, would be pleasant as a get well gift as it is sure to bring on some good feels. To reiterate: this is a small book at 5" x 6", and is just 112 pages. Not 112 poems. I dont know how many. Lots of glossy pics. Was able to buy it at less than $10, so I figured that was a decent price for a gift. I had originally put this in a "list" several years ago, but it was much too pricy at the time. A good greeting card can easily be $5-9 these days, so I will be using this in a sense as a card. As in, I will jot a little note inside when I tuck this in among other things in the gift. ### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ I could pee on this book, it's so good. *by R***E on January 3, 2026* I could not love this book of poems more. Freaking hilarious. My kids have read it aloud repeatedly to anyone who will listen, and they quote it often. I love the CAT ANGST, and I love that it reads like traditional poetry (not like limericks) only from the perspective of cats. It's absolute perfection. I could say "purr-fection," but I'm not a dork. ## Frequently Bought Together - I Could Pee on This: And Other Poems by Cats (Gifts for Cat Lovers, Funny Cat Books for Cat Lovers) - How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety: And Abstinence, Drugs, Satanism, and Other Dangers That Threaten Their Nine Lives - I Could Chew on This: And Other Poems by Dogs --- ## Why Shop on Desertcart? - 🛒 **Trusted by 1.3+ Million Shoppers** — Serving international shoppers since 2016 - 🌍 **Shop Globally** — Access 737+ million products across 21 categories - 💰 **No Hidden Fees** — All customs, duties, and taxes included in the price - 🔄 **15-Day Free Returns** — Hassle-free returns (30 days for PRO members) - 🔒 **Secure Payments** — Trusted payment options with buyer protection - ⭐ **TrustPilot Rated 4.5/5** — Based on 8,000+ happy customer reviews **Shop now:** [https://www.desertcart.fr/products/228016-i-could-pee-on-this-and-other-poems-by-cats](https://www.desertcart.fr/products/228016-i-could-pee-on-this-and-other-poems-by-cats) --- *Product available on Desertcart France* *Store origin: FR* *Last updated: 2026-04-27*