Liquid Death Still Mountain Water, 16.9 oz Tallboys (12-Pack)

Excellent product how was the only person on the cruise ship with liquid death water

Upon receiving my case of water, before I could open it, I was immediately drawn to the dark and mysterious artwork on the side of the box. I stared in awe and wonder as I held it -- I could already feel my thirst beginning to quiver in anticipation of agony. I gently placed it on the counter, and carefully and curiously sliced the packaging tape with a precision cutting instrument, cautiously avoiding damaging the contents. What would I unleash, I thought? Once the savage contents were exposed, and I lifted the first can from its cellulose cage, I instantly recognized a difference in heft from cans containing popular grain beverages. This was going to be no normal experience! The can was emblazoned with the words (in dark gothic lettering) "Liquid Death" -- and a skull, surely from the corpse of a once-raging thirst. It was as if the can screamed, "Release me! I will slay your thirst!" My thirst immediately began writhing, filled with the uncontrollable fear of death. Death to thirst is quickened by a properly chilled thirst-slaying agent, so I restrained myself, and placed it in a sealed, temperature-reducing chamber. I'm almost certain the can shuddered somewhat when it felt the first draft of coldness. Once the can descended to its maximum kill potential in my refrigerator, I waited for the right moment. It was a hot, humid spring day in backwater South Carolina. Cases of cheap, domestic grain beverage were ubiquitous, the cans of each failing to accomplish the seemingly impossible that day -- the slaying of thirst. When I gripped the can, I instantly felt a deep chill. I knew my thirst was in deep trouble. The top of the can, including the pop tab itself, is a luxurious gold color. I wedged my finger underneath the tab, and pulled effortlessly to open the can. As soon as the tab punctured the lid, a howling hiss escaped from the can. The death engine had been activated. I felt a rush of adrenaline, if not a sense of unbridled masculine power. The thirst that was raging within began writhing again, but much more vigorously, "screaming" as it were with a hideous, mouth-piercing dehydration. My mouth, in the throes of a near-death experience, was about to be delivered! As I tilted the can at my mouth, the water quickly and precisely cascaded over the parched membranes of my oral cavity. They squealed with delight, absorbing every succulent drop of what tasted like chilled, heavenly nectar. Each gulp was answered with a subsequent dying gasp from my thirst, with each passing gasp growing weaker and weaker. Alas, within seconds, the vicious thirst that plagued me was no more. Liquid Death had decimated yet another victim! O death, where is thy sting? O grave, where is thy victory? Interestingly, I noticed a subtle side effect upon the consumption of this beverage of death. I felt an unmistakable rise in a masculinity that had been long forgotten in modern times. The sensibilities of modern, emasculated males, had left me. I felt empowered! I felt invigorated, unlike any pharmacological compound (blue, or otherwise) was capable of! I at once felt victory, violence, aggression and arousal! It was refreshing!! When I inquired with my spouse, I asked if she noticed a difference. The answer was enthusiastically, YES! You might think the story ends there. It does not. I ordered my next case of masculine nirvana. Then, I picked up my club, grabbed my spouse by the hair, and drug her to my cave. It was a good day for both of us. Death to thirst!!

If you are a person who drinks water then you know not all water tastes the same. This is the best water I have ever tasted. I first was introduced to these at Whole Foods and would only buy when on mega sale. On Amazon they are at a much lower price with the added convenience of it being delivered to my front door! They are better cold then room temperature, but tasty nonetheless. I love that I can recycle the can when I’m done and they are easy to carry around. However, I feel uncomfortable carrying them around since EVERYONE who sees me with it thinks I’m drinking alcohol - it’s very annoying since I want to proudly drink this since it’s soooo tasty, yet I can’t because I don’t want to be reported to HR for drinking water that looks like it’s in an alcohol can! I’m also fearful of drinking it in the car because I’m afraid a police officer will see me drinking it and pull me over because they think it’s a beer can. So drink at your own risk. Even with the risk I’m starting to educate people around me that’s it’s amazing water! I won’t stop buying and won’t stop drinking! It’s worth the money. It’s incredibly refreshing and crisp.

Great concept and the water is actually very good, I think it taste better than a bottle but that's probably a delusion.

At first glance, most see the marketing and the can design and think, "Wow. They're really trying hard to prevent people from buying this. Why on Earth would I drink water with a rotting skull on the can?" Because it's delicious, that's why. My coworkers don't seem to be able to taste anything unique about Liquid Death, but I feel quite the opposite. It DOES taste like mountain water. There's a faint, yet distinctive mouth-feel to it, and it has an ever-so-slight rocky-slate taste, but not so much that it's overpowering or unappealing. Oh, and it's magical. The other day, I ended up getting really (really) lost on a hike and was about to give up in the middle of the woods atop a small peak. I was running low on water, but had stashed a can of Liquid Death in my bag for a refreshing kick at the end of the hike. I decided that I should enjoy it while I was still alive and breathing, so I cracked the can, took a few healthy gulps, and felt immediately refreshed and ready to find my way back to civilization. Needless to say, I made it and I owe a lot to Liquid Death. It really does murder your thirst.

I’ve never had canned water before, so I had nothing to go off of in terms of taste. I’m so glad I tried this! This canned water is surprisingly refreshing, tasty, clean, and crisp. I can’t taste any metal from the can in it, which is a plus. One thing I don’t like about canned water, is unlike bottled water, I can’t close the can and reseal it for later. But putting water in a can actually has its benefits! Being unable to close the can forces me to finish the whole can in one sitting. I’m the type of person that has several half full bottles of water everywhere. And, this can keeps the water colder! Drinking water from a plastic bottle, has the chance of getting to room temperature a lot quicker. This can kept every last drop ice cold. While myself & my husband love this canned water, I’m not sure if I’ll buy it again. $20 for a 12 pack of water is way more pricey than just getting a regular case of water from my local grocery store. I don’t think canned water is worth it for $20. All in all, I really love it. It keeps me hydrated by forcing me to drink the whole can in one sitting. The water tastes really good, and it stays colder longer.

Bad ass cans for bad ass water drinkers

Nice product says it all on the tin fresh spring water. Perfect when its hot outside get a cold one from the fridge yes you could get a glass and drink it from the tap but it just tastes nicer and has a nice look to the can :)

It is water and water is delicious and fresh...but i realised why people buy bottles of water after i bought this. I rarely drink 500 mls of water in one chug...so having a can that size is not quite as convenient as i had imagined. It is nice water. There is a lot of nice water out there in more practical containers, but they have more microplastics.

Mountain tasting water I keep cold then drink allof the can for the night , as cool temp. Get my water in as I get bored . I am old I think the name and can is funny . I like the mountain spring taste , I want some water with natural minerals in it . I buy a cheaper brand to boil My coffee as cannot drink tap at all hot or cold . Taste If I run out of this I have my normal brand of bottle water .

Honestly, I know it's water but whenever you're someone like me who would reach for a can before water, this makes so much difference. My water intake has increased so much. It's actually so easy to drink that the can is finished in no time. Although it does look like a beer, which makes it all the better haha fantastic marketing. Brilliant company. Little expensive to post to the UK but magical 💯